albastian:

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((I didn’t even reblog that but oh well lol))

The two of us:

[ ] are strangers.

[ ] are acquaintances.

[ ] are friends.

[ x] are best friends.

[ ] are enemies.

[x ] are the bestest trolls to ever be in the same room.

[ ] are lovers.

[ ] are married.

How we met:

[ ] I was rescuing you from a monster.

[ ] I was buying something from you.

[ ] A mutual friend introduced you.

[ ] We worked together in the same company.

[ ] I was trying to kill you for some unexplained reason.

[ ] The world was ending.

[x ] The internet.

What I’ve always wanted to say to you, but never had the guts to:

[ ] I like you.

[ ] I like you a lot.

[ ] I’m falling in love with you.

[ ] I love you.

[x ] I think you’re wonderful. (Actually, I’ve already said this but whatever)

[ ] Be mine.

[ ] Will you marry me?

[ ] I hate your guts.

[ ] Go die in a ditch.

The both of us are hanging precariously on the side of the cliff and both of our lives are in my hands, I:

[ ] sacrifice myself and save you. I die, but at least you’re safe and alive.

[ ] let you go. It had been fun while it lasted, but I want to live. I’ll regret it later.

[ ] drop you like a sack of potatoes, cause I hate your guts.

[ ] try to save us both and we both end up dead.

[ x] try to save us from dying a terrible death. Succeed, but we’re really busted up bad.

I see you with someone else, I:

[ ] suffer a heartbreak whose power can only be matched by the Big Bang.

[ ] feel a little jealous, but shrug it off.

[ ] don’t care. What you do is your business.

[ ] wonder who that other person is. Worry needlessly for hours about it in silence. Be moody.

[x ] go over and join you! Making new friends is fun!

Oh, you’re…kissing that other person rather passionately…:

[ ] That heartbreak? With the power of the Big Bang? Suffering it. Times ten.

[ ] Stare. Turn around. Walk away. REALLY FAST.

[ ] Wolf whistle!

[ ] That’s gross. Stop kissing like that! Eeeeeeew.…..

[ ] “….Can I join in?”

[ ] Look away politely. Slowly walk away as if I saw nothing.

[ x] Get in between you two like an ass. (lmao because I’m an asshole)

One day I find you tied up on my bed:

[ ] I toss you out my window.

[x ] I untie you and demand who did this!

[ ] I have my wicked way with you all night long…and possibly till the end of the next day as well.

[x ] I laugh my ass off at you.

One day you died:

[x ] I mourn your loss. (and die internally forever more because I wouldn’t be able to take that)

[ ] I move on rather easily.

[ ] I dance upon your grave.

[ ] I have a party on your grave.